Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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