NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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