Do you still have your period?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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