that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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