do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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