he wants to bone in the snuggie
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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