i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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