But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
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