Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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