Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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