do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I think your dad took our porno
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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