North Korea, Best Korea!
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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