wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize