Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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