Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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