Christians are straight up FREAKS
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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