Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
i need some magic done to my vagina
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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