at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Randomize
