don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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