i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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