That's when you crack a 10am beer
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Fuck appropriateness.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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