what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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