He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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