"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I want to fling myself into the sun
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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