how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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