Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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