I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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