dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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