Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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