Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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