I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We're too hungover to prance.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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