i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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