Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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