Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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