That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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