i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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