Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
