Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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