the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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