i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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