I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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