He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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