You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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