I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Your penis caused this!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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