Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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