Say something about gay babies.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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