They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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