ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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