Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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