This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
