It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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