he shaved USA in his pubs
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I'm really busy with my period
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