I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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