Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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