can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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